Meltface with Pee-Wee-Herman-Tranny-look-alike Stodden. (Photo: dlisted)
Dear GAWD just stop talking.?Are you a teen in need of some good, solid love advice? Clearly, you?ll probably want it from the human reptile?self-styled armchair psychologist chick who herself at 16 married the skeeviest perv in all of Skeevy Pervland: Courtney Stodden (married to skeezoid melting stretchface Doug Hutchison). Stodden barfed up some love advice for 14-year-old Ariel Winter, who was recently emancipated from her horror-of-a-mom, Chrystal Workman. Plug your ears, Ariel. Just do it. ?[dlisted]
BREAKING NEWS-ish: Diva update. I kid you not, this morning as I tied my stinky tennis shoes and lamented the lack of glamour in my life, I got to thinking about the greatest diva who ever lived ??aka Cher ? and was wondering who she?s been tapping lately. You know, like I do. Let?s be honest: ?it?s impossible to find Cher on the covers of any tabloids anymore, unless she?s having the occasional cry over Chaz or it?s Star?s semi-annual plastic surgery count ? so how is a check-out line rubber-necker ever going know to which gypsies, tramps and thieves she?s getting down with anymore? Thank you, Showbizspy, for having the temerity to answer this question reading my mind. The answer: No one. [Showbizspy]
Man Fetus with starving child (Photo: Twitter)
MORE BREAKING NEWS-ish: Selena re-dating man fetus??Last week, Selena dumped Justin because of ?crazy schedules,? though others report she felt she couldn?t trust him ? ?AND THEN the next day or something like that he?s all skippy-la-la with a bunch of fancy-pants models and tweets some pic of him and some young model (who, like, turned him dooooown), to which Selena was probably all?You see that, everybody?? ?I CAN SEE YOU WITH THAT MODEL, JUSTIN, I?M STANDING RIGHT HERE and then she was probably like NO WAY, we are never, ever, ever getting back together, ?but then Biebs put on his best hat and was all She?ll be back and Selena was like all NO I WON?T I?LL NEVER BE BACK! I?M DONE WITH YOU, MAN FETUS. And that?s why she?s on a flight to NY. To ?talk.? [The Superficial]
Kat & Maus: Game over. Kat Von D just dumped DJ Deadmau5. Or something like that. And BIG DUH ? who did not see that coming? Chick is all about analogous color schemes and dude has Space Invaders on his neck. [Celebitchy]
The skinny: Anne Hathaway lost a crap-ton of weight for her role in?Les Miserables and she totally looks like a starving child with a distended belly and her smile is now literally half of her head and I?m all jeaaaaalouuuuuusss. [Too Fab]
$21M Break: So ?Girls Gone Wild? head guy Joe Francis gets into a little scrap with Steve Wynn ? and apparently defamed the casino mogul, you know, like you do ? and Steve is all Screw you, buddy, I never said I was going to kill you and dump you in the Vegas desert (?out loud)?and took pansy-arse Joe to court AND WON like a BAJILLION?$40M dollars. But now a judge has reduced the fine by $21M and Joe is all IN YOUR FACE I AM VICTORIOUS to which I say $19M is still a crap-ton of money. [TMZ]
He said, he said. Yes, there is such a thing as the Elmo gay sex scandal. Kevin Clash, Elmo?s creator, is accused of having had a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy. Clash denies it, though admits to having?consensual?sex years later with said boy, when said boy came of age. (Yes, I see what I did there.) ?[The Superficial]
(Featured Image courtesy of NYT.com and?Richard Termine)
Source: http://thefullmoxie.com/2012/11/12/yap-sheet-he-said-she-said-so-much-said/
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